Friday, June 29, 2012

Welcome to india !!!!!

A police officer stopped a car and said: Congratulations! this is the Suraksha week (safety week) and you were driving with your seat beat on, you win a prize money of Rs. 5000/-. What will you do with it?

Driver: Simple! I'll get my drivers license first.

His mom on back seat: Don't listen to him sir, he blabbers after he is drunk.

Just then his dad on back seat woke up and on seeing the policeman said: I knew we wouldn't be able to flee much long in a stolen car!

Just when he finished a voice from the dicky of the car retorted "Have we crossed the border bro!?"

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